The Loyal Saints Of Cleggism
First is known as Saint Timmah
- Creator of the parables of cleggism he used to be known as Saint Plauge the Prophet
Second is Known As SAINT BADMONKEY
- Once know as Saint boo22uk, this exceptional saintly being is KEEPER OF THE IMMORTAL FLAME.
Third is the Saint Known as SAINT DISPOSABLE HERO
- This beliver was a true beliver actually being one of the first to sign up for cleggism and is known as THE KEEPER OF THE WORD.
Fourth is the Saint Known as SAINT SPITITOUT
- Having met this fine individual at the pitchshifter gig in nottingham and seeing his fine pit skills i was moved to include him as DEMON PIT DESTROYER.
Fifth is Known as SAINT WAYNE
- working with this person showed me that not all fools are foolish as he created a drink so powerfull it could and is considered holy, he is also known as KEEPER OF THE JUG
SAINT MEKNOY - WRITER OF THE TRUTH
-a being of immense taste and refinement He created the lords prayer seen in book three of the clegg bible and on the main page of the website.
SAINT HOPSCOTCH - CIDERIAN SECT
- creator of the splinter branch of cleggism the ciderians are a secrative bunch who didn't recieve any recognition untill i was brought a drink of said cider by the hopscotch who was promoted to sainthood due to sheer hardwork and hard drinking. (and buying your god a pint always works- i aint pefect and always open to alcoholic bribes).