Stories And Parables From The Congregation

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Heroic stories

The first story of this new page is from the congregation member known as HIMJIM...

-v1 And so forth the himjim did arrive on the thursday at the gathering known as DOWNLOAD. v2 Pitchething his nomadic shelter jim broke forth the WONDEROUS SUBSTANCE known as GIN v3 and drank heavily from the WELL OF LIFE. v4 His worship to the god of ROCK was of such passion and desire that thursday becometh a blur, as the GIN took its hold, v5 FRIDAY came with abounding brilliance. Remembering not the previous night, the himjim did unto himself more worship.